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aer0phanesorceress:

Draft Dodger Rag - Phil Ochs

But when I got to my old draft board, buddy, this is what I said:

Sarge, I’m only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen,
And I always carry a purse.
I’ve got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat, and my asthma’s getting worse.